posts that are accidentally about blaseball

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

shooting incredibly heartfelt, modest threes alone in my gothic basketball court

poignantly balling

the horrors persist, but so do the birds. thank god 🕊️💕

Put naughty players in a Black Hole for a few minutes to think about what they've done

they should introduce a "mean old neighbor" to every professional baseball field. if the ball lands there it then becomes a challenge for all the strongest and fastest of the players to survive and retrieve the ball

Peanut butter secretly had coffee in it and Big Peanut (an actual giant talking peanut) went around killing anyone that tried to take it to the media.

Oh damn guys my brain is making thoughts

Hrrrrggghh (sound of me thinking)

cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but also a giant crab

@cryptotheism thoughts?

Baseball is by far the most magic sport. Baseball wizards.