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HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-
Lmaoooo
I love this video way too much.
STORYTIME #1
OKAY YAâLL SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED TO ME AND IM ABOUT TO GO BEAT A BITCHâS ASS EXCUUSE ME.
Anyways hereâs the full story because I am PISSED:
Okay so I was swimming in a public pool having a GREAT time until these girls from New Zealand swam near me. They were whispering to each other REAL LOUD saying things like âOh my god look at her hair itâs so grossâ and âEw look at herâ, obviously talking about me. So then they were like âOi girlâ and kept repeating that over and over again. I ignored them because I didnât want to deal with them but then they were like âAre you deaf? I think sheâs got mental issues.âÂ
So THEN I turned around and I was like âOkay what the fuck do you want?â And they were like âHowâs life when youâre that ugly?â Now I donât like to call people ugly because itâs rude but you could tell that they were ugly on the inside so yeah they were REALLY UGLY. So I was like to myself âSpeak for yourself.â But I didnât say that out loud. Then I looked at them adn I was like âHow does it feel to be a fatass?â And they were like âBitch do you want to fight us?â And I was like âHoney let me take off my EARRINGS.â Just note that this whole time, my brother was RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
SO then I was looked around and there was a lifeguard coming towards us, obviously hearing us yelling. So I did what I do best. I started to fake cry and act as if they were harassing me WHICH THEY WERE SO I DIDNâT FEEL EVEN THE TINIEST BIT BAD. So then the lifeguard was like âOi girls whereâs your guardian, you need to come with me.â And as they followed him they were like âFuck you.â And all I did was give them a fake ass smile and do what I call a little evil bitch finger wave.
AND THATâS MY STORY THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
Oof.