me introducing 5sos to my parents
me: *sits down while theyre eating their dinner*
me: *picks a award show picture*
me: *runs back into room and pulls out two posters*
me: so this is Ashton, who’s my favorite
me: so this is Ashton Irwin, he’s 20 he plays the drums and sings a bit. He has a younger sister and a younger brother
mom and dad: *keep on eating*
me: this is Luke, he’s 18 and he’s the youngest and he sings and plays the guitar and he has two older brothers
me: this is Michael, you can recognize him because he always has crazy hair. He’s 19 and he plays the guitar
me: this is Calum, he’s 19 and he plays the bass and sings with Luke. He has a older sister who can sing and she’s really talented
mom: wait so theyre all so young which means they didnt finish school
me: yeah they dropped out of school except for Ashton who actually graduated
mom: they are bad influences stop listening to them
me: *googles a pic of Mali*
me: she is my ultimate goal in life but anyways, these are the 5sos moms
me: *googles pics of the 5sos moms*
me: so from left to right we have Karen who is Michael’s mom, Anne who is Ashton’s mom, Joy who is Calum’s mom and lastly Liz who is Luke’s mom
mom: why do the mom’s look younger than their songs
me: okay so you guys have to name one of them before you can leave the dinner table
me: oh my god you guys actually payed attention
me: mom can you name the other two besides Luke and Michael?
mom: give me the names I’ll point who’s who
me: you’re missing Calum and Ashton
mom: *points at Calum* that’s Ashton
me: *tries to contain laugh*
mom: *points to Ashton* that’s Calum
me: HAHAHAH NO ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND
sister: shut up about 5sos
me: dad you have to listen to their music, or else you’re gonna be so awkward at the 5sos concert, but don’t worry, you won’t be the only awkward dad standing in the crowd. There might be a angry and bored dad club at the concert if you’re lucky
dad: sign me up for that club i’ve got a lot to rant
conclusion: my dad thinks 5sos are okay but he needs a 5sos dad club at the 5sos concert in San Diego and my mom thinks Ashton is ugly and Ashton is Calum and Calum is Ashton.
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