This is not a place of honor

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

it's a regional thing

@petz-catz2

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

your know the romantasy booktokers are poseurs because if they really wanted to date a billionaire all it would take is consistently retweeting elon musk's cringe chuddy memes and saying some conservative-redditor coded shit in his replies for a few months

crucially the billionaire in the fantasy is attractive and not actively unpleasant to be around

"missing child" -> leverages the construction of the child, evokes the worst-case scenario, incites panic and vigilantism. but who is missing the child? whoever lost the child, is the child lost to themselves? maybe the child wants to be missing. maybe you should not collapse fear of harm to the child into the demand that the child be yours, never away from you, never missing from you. maybe the child is missing themselves specifically when they are with you.

yes, I want conditions to improve for women in [named country], which is why I don't want the US and its allies invading, bombing, or fomenting a coup there. for every wonderful story of a woman in Kabul getting a better education and an exciting new job while Afghanistan was occupied by NATO, there was a woman in a rural village who wept over her children after they got limbs blown off. this isn't an isolated situation. what happened in places like Chile or Guatemala after US backed coups? in Guatemala's case it led to a civil war where the state committed genocide against the indigenous population, while in Chile Pinochet's regime imprisoned, tortured, and killed their opposition just as brutally. there's an endless list of atrocities that have come from Western intervention, because shock horror, these interventions aren't actually a means of helping anyone but Western capitalists. the humanitarianism justifications the West started using in the 90s are just propaganda