stars by the pocketful

oh what activism do i contribute to? i spread misinformation online about taylor swift. no yeah i make the world a better place by believing everything i hear about her and then doubling down when i get fact checked. yeah it’s really important work

what do you mean i should actually attend protests, sign petitions and raise awareness about issues that matter to make a change about issues that matter? i literally comment “youre defending a billionaire 😂😂😂” under every swiftie post i see online. like im doing the TRUE work

no yeah i know the last few hate trains i got behind turned out to be not entirely true but i really wanted it to be true so i am going to keep presenting the untrue claims as factual. what do you mean this hurts my credibility and my cause?

pretending taylor swift is a secret republican to justify your hatred for her helps republicans more than it hurts her btw

genuinely think "chose the rose garden over madison square" is a new all-timer for kismet lore up there with "as if the street lights pointed in an arrowhead leading us home"

She’s been waiting her whole life to flash a ring during love story

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

new years eve is my favorite holiday like let’s go out and get drunk and dance or stay in and watch tv all to celebrate another year we didn’t kill ourselves. i love you.

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi