hi

Man have some class *walks out of the doctors auffice after she told me my balls are kinda small* 

i dont know any better so i decided to venture down into the basement of a taco bell and you wont believe what i found

we love cock explosions (we being tumblr.com..) here on tumblr .com we go on youtube and watch top 10 funniest cock implosions vidoes made by the same guy who makes the horror videos who has the voice or whatever and  the cocks go BOOM!!! and when i say explosion i don’t mean c*m i mean like bursting to pieces like literally exploding. now what if i told you guys this was problematic? would you listen? or would you simply keep clicking those exploding phallus thumbnails on google ? hm? maybe you should really reflect on that as people. 

i'm gonna go jack off do you want anything (

THIS PUSSY IS TOXIC GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

my fingers smell like pussy cause i’ve been fingering myself. *takes aim at the chandelier above, shooting a billiard ball at it and causing it to fall upon and crush the growing crowd beneath it* 

hi google *waves up at the stars from my couch watching my favoiret television programme pawnstars* *gives a kiss to the google computer in heaven, hoping it lets me join it some day*

Please for the love of god don’t feed me to the fucking squirrels *eyes you sexily*

waht in the goddamn fuck was that---------”::::::::