Kazan's Loyal Follower

Herman: We need a plan to beat them. Chucky: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Herman: Chucky: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Ghostface: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate. Frank: What? Ghostface: Good luck.

Philip: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Caleb: What's the surprise? Evan: Blood poisoning.

Freddy: Am I right, Herman? Herman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Myers: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

Lisa: Don’t you have any dignity, Herman? Herman: Uh, no.

Evan: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do? Rin: Eat a nickel. Evan: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories. Susie: Eat a nickel. Evan: Ok.

Joey: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Frank: They need to learn how to protect us.

Philip: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Caleb: Damn, if people did that to each other, Kazan would've killed me years ago.

Ghostface: Where did you get that tomato soup? Freddy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Julie: I’m here for the cult stuff. Frank: How did you find us? Julie: I saw your ad on craigslist.

Kazan: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Rin: It was me… Kazan: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Rin: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.