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when i take home what is rightfully mine this saturday, you greaseballs will see what essence wrestling looks like at its peak. you can continue to loathe me and wish you held as much talent as my pinky finger.

A crown for a king, Viserys.

something, something.. witchcraft.  ( … )  that explains the silence and the whole place going all ghost. you ain’t planning no murder, right ?  this place is already a ghost town !

I think everyone is just a little bit shy. New experiences can be scary. But I have no intent to murder anyone. Conversion is the goal, and I will gladly use cats as a means to lure people to my side if darkness and allegories aren’t enough.

damn, you folks are usually this quiet ? makes me worry more than the bronx being dead silent around three. usually means trouble, and a pot being stirred somewhere.

Was it a dream or did I fight Krillin on Rampage? The world is full of mysteries.

There’s nothing wrong with it. Far be it for me to incentivize wearing anything other than black.

I wanna fight men again.

Okay but that like really gross. Plus I could get like really sick.

Biological warfare. I don’t think the Geneva Conventions apply to pro wrestling.

Was it a dream or did I fight Krillin on Rampage? The world is full of mysteries.

Who or what is a Krillin?

A muscular little bald man that regularly gets beaten up. What exactly do you do for fun? I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Was it a dream or did I fight Krillin on Rampage? The world is full of mysteries.

Get a cast and use it as a weapon like the Undertaker when he fought Brock Lesnar.

Was it a dream or did I fight Krillin on Rampage? The world is full of mysteries.

Ouch, that hurt Tom. That one hurt.

I wanna fight men again.

Look, whatever happens happens. I use all resources available to me.

Was it a dream or did I fight Krillin on Rampage? The world is full of mysteries.

One can dream. But the match on Rampage was great!

I didn’t get my arm slammed in a car door, so I consider it a successful evening.

I wanna fight men again.

I volunteer.

Planning to take my sons fishing this morning. It’s supposed to be really humid today, but that’s not gonna stop us from having a great time. 

Did you have any luck? I don’t know about the fishing itself, but the thought of being on a boat all by myself, where no one can easily access me, is cathartic.