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REDEMPTION CRAB BUCKET

Roo, about Alastor: I have found a perfect pawn for me to spread my evilness.

Okay, okay, but imagine that some other new resident comes to the hotel and for whatever fucking reason he starts bickering with Lucifer, like either without realizing that is the king of hell or not believing it because this tiny guy? This tiny, minuscule, teeny, small as fuck, microscopic speck of a man being the real Lucifer? No fucking way. And Alastor gets fucking pissed. Offended even. That was supposed to be his dynamic with the king of hell! Only he should be able to annoy the fuck out of him! Only he should get the privilege of receiving Lucifer's angry glare! Of course, sooner or later, that resident is just gone, no trace from them anyway, but now Alastor realizes he still feels pissed off when Lucifer just talks to other people in general. When he starts laughing with the other residents or hugs someone he considers a friend. That feels unfair, like something is being taken away from him, but he has no fucking idea why and he is venting about it to Rosie, who is nodding along and trying to be understanding, but internally saying to herself this man is a fucking idiot, holy fuck. So she has to explain to him in the most simple terms possible, like to a little kid, that what he has is jelousy and he wants to be close to the king himself.