Am I the problem?- Yes, yes I am

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

currently at the life stage where I honestly start contemplating leaving and starting fresh somewhere else

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now

Especially the last one!

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm