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Nintendo be livin in 2086 and 2002 at the same time i dont get it

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

*Listens to my own playlist*  Me: fucking masterpiece

In the Incredible’s 2 Dash is seen laying on his back and kicking to the air on two separate occasions against an enemy. Given that the movie is set in Chicago, we can assume he sat through a Detective J.J. Bittenbinder “Street Smarts” assembly at school. In this essay, I will…

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[is alive and has to do stuff because of it] hmmm don’t like that

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

A concept: Ryan and Shane visit John Mulaney’s haunted childhood home