- ÍĚ Â shit the squad says sentence starters  //  vol.7  ÍĚ-
âYouâre gayer than rainbow flannel.â
âIâm finding some golden oldies.â
âUh, weâre starting a new chapter so can we forget that?â
âI donât want the sound of death hummed into my cooch!â
âWell, he is a mansplaining pretentious Jesus-humping moron.â
âDonât hit the table too hard, her titties will pop out.â
âI was a thirsty lil brat.â
âThose puppies BOUNCE.â
âBitch, I donât hate myself, Iâm not listening.â
âThat sounds so fake deep pretentious.â
âBitch, shut the fuck up.â
âThey only get in your pants if they think youâre popular.â
â___ and ___ can bond over being straight.â
âI knew I should have taken the opportunity to masturbate last night.â
âI just realized tea is just fucking boiled leaves.â
âTime to crush his heart in my angry lesbian hands.â
âI love it when you talk like that.â
âIâm gay, I canât type.â
âItâs okay, youâll do better next time.â
âWhat man are we belittling today?â
âItâs okay, hets are born stupid.â
âWhat are you gays doing?â
âThe same thing we do every day, Pinky.â
âDoes she go home and live in fear of the gays?â
âWhen she closes her eyes to rest at night, she hears someone whispering âbisexualsâ and wakes up in terror.â
âTrauma is not an excuse for convincing an entire class you have rabies.â
âBe right back, checking the hamburger helper because I think I burned it.â
âThatâs how you become a nun, the holy ghost goes down on you.â
âIâm gay, I need the drama.â