oneforthemunny

reposting from my deleted blog funsonmunson-again as well as new works :)

latest work: the badge |cop!eddie munson x reader| (updated on may 27th)

i miss you guysssss!! i’ve been so busy i haven’t even got to watch season 5 and that’s a fucking crime truly.

let me watch it this weekend and get back to you all 🫡

i genuinely would have to really think about this. maybe making a little blurb dedicated to all of them??

because i know rockstar!eddie’s, and i think there’s a work with older!eddie’s?? I’ll have to check the crypt lol.

but mafia!eddie’s I think i’m thinking like him too much, because nothing seems elaborate enough- and that’s exactly what he would think too.

like why am i getting the vibes that he’d try too hard and then it would kinda go up in flames?? like tries to go too over the top and keeps crashing out because things go wrong.

then max or gareth or wayne are like “hey chill out. she’s gonna say yes no matter what so make it personal not a show.” clocks him truly, and he’s pissed about it but he knows it’s right.

i could see him sending you away for a spa day with nancy, just to get spoiled (which is not unusual so you’re not very suspicious) while he sets up at the house. a bunch of flowers, your favorite meal cooked, one thousand candles everywhere because he is that type, and of course the boys are included.

maybe gets them little bow ties so they’re “dressed up” for the occasion. you always say that, and he always rolls his eyes but it’s so endearing- and they needed to be dressed up. it’s a very important occasion.

just a very romantic and elaborate still, but not fireworks and grand symphony with a thousand plus people- just you two and the dogs at home, pouring his heart out in the candlelight.

thank you!! and he is, i promise. it’s actually sick how sweet he is.

all i can say is don’t settle. i am so thankful i didn’t just because i was lonely and i waited because he is obsessed with me. do not settle for anything less than devotion babes. it’s unreal.

omg i love this and i could totally see this. maybe not walked persay, but did a photoshoot campaign for vogue one year. specifically a valentines day one?? like that’s so her and him.

i could see her walking this year in something very similar to what she did then. with the documentary and just the revival of corroded coffin, they’re a hot commodity and everyone wants to know what rockstar!eddie and nb are doing.

eddie paid an obscure amount of money to buy the wings she walked in… for innocent reasons of course.

i love them actually. it canonically makes so much sense, they’re so opposite it fits- just like nb and rockstar!eddie.

I could also see modern!eddie and even boxer!eddie a smidge, though i always picture his reader being a little less “preppy” than regina is.

allegedly yes

listen- i didn’t expect it either LMAO

it’s his favorite season actually, and he’s spending it at home… for the most part.

takes a very very rare vacation to salem, because tis the season.

does all the touristy shit with you, somehow books a gothic looking inn right in salem that looks like something straight out of the crucible lol.

hey you guys!! i’m not dead so i guess that counts as doing well lol.

i want to cry. that’s so sweet.

it’s soooo good!! used mine today actually. you’re gonna love it!

older!eddie thinks he might have to go to the doctor for how hard he’s been getting over it. they haven’t even tried it and still, her mentioning the desire is enough to make his brain turn into mush.

i want to throw exhusband!eddie into this because maybe it’s something they didn’t do while married, but while their reconciling, she surprises him with being ready to try, having prepped. “knew you were always into it, eds, just figured you’d tell me eventually.” and his brain is short circuiting.

cowboy!eddie was so excited because it’s the only part of her he hadn’t really had? so to hear that she’s letting him, it just excited him so much. he goes all out.

older!eddie is an ass man to his core, so it just was so exciting when he met someone who lets him be himself lol.

oh hell yeah i love this game

okay for modern!eddie’s mean girl- “and i’ll never call you right back, but when i do, i’m making you laugh. then i bitch you out when i please.” from don’t worry, i’ll make you worry

for rockstar!eddie’s nepobaby!reader “my house is on pretty girl avenue. my house was especially built for you. some say it’s a place where your dreams come true. my house could be your house too.” from house tour.

for boxer!eddie’s reader “but baby if you need me, put your loving where your mouth is. your sugar talking isn’t working tonight. say you’re a big changed man, i doubt it. get your sorry ass to mine.” from sugar talking.

for mafia!eddie’s reader “a little respect for women can get you very, very far. remembering how to use your phone gets me oh so, oh so, oh so hot!” from tears (bc he never remembers to use his phone lmao).

for bouncer!eddie’s bartender!reader “no way to know just who you’re thinking of. i just wish you didn’t have a brain.” from never getting laid.

for exhusband!eddie’s ex wife!reader “we had sex and then we made amends, that’s right. then we almost broke up again last night.” from we almost broke up again last night (really that whole song is theirs lol)

for hockey!eddie’s reader “why so sexy if so dumb? and how survive the earth so long?” from manchild.

for janitor!eddie’s teacher!reader “sorry i did not see the vision. thank the lord the fine version of you has finally risen. big riff coming i need a minute. OOHOHOHOOHHH!” from when did you get hot?

for cowboy!eddie’s sweet girl “i just want you to come inside. baby, what’s mine is now yours.” from house tour.

for older!eddie’s reader “i get wet at the thought of you being a responsible guy. treating me like you’re supposed to do, tears run down my thighs.” from tears.