a beginnerās guide to queen
every song is an epic with twelve movements and 85 key changes
occasional operatic shrieking is not uncommon
hope youāre not a beginner musician because haha good luck buddy
thereās a bass player but weāre not really sure if he actually exists
all the songs that your drunk friend tries to cover at karaoke come from this decade so get ready for that
oh yeah everyone in the band is smarter than you so keep a dictionary handy
ā80s (more likeĀ ā80-ā91)
MainstreamĀ ā80s Pop Rockā¢
hey in case you didnāt know freddie mercury was gay hereās hot space which is essentially 40 minutes of club music
everyone kinda broke off and did solo projects and none of them were good (yes iāmĀ sorry brian even you kinda sucked)
okay barcelona was a good song but thatās like the best thing to come out of queen solo albums
hey remember that bass player? he totally exists and heās in full force
remember the time in 85 when mtvĀ stopped playing queen because they dressed in drag in one of their videos
theĀ āno synthsā rule is broken so hard
like i donāt even think they might be giants used as many synthesizers in their first 10 years as queen did in 1984 alone
oh yeah and the band i guess
just wants to be left alone with his cats
stereotypical proper brit
the best soprano youāll ever meet
acts all tough and badass to compensate for his natural femininity
writes about Teenage Angst despite being well out of college
might not actually have a voice
hasnāt done anything wrong
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