Everybody needs a thneed

In Thne

What? What?! “In Thne” WHAT? What does that even mean? See, guys, this is why I hate him. This furry little NUISANCE is absolutely insane!

Sleep Well

THIS! This is why I hate you! You tell people to sleep well, but we all know you just want to carry their bed to the river and “calmly float them away”. Well, your little game is over. You may speak for the trees, but I speak for my axe! If we were playing a game of rock paper scissors, you could choose any of those and I would STILL win. You want to know why? Because in my version of rock paper scissors, you add an axe right there at the end. And axes always win. So think about that when you tell someone to “Sleep Well”, because next time I won’t be so forgiving.