party stories because we're young

Me and my girlfriend recently made a new friend, and she had her 20th birthday party at our house. Her mom came over a few hours into it and was pretty social with everyone, which was cool I guess. Later on (at like 2am) birthday girl went to sleep with her boyfriend, and my girlfriend was asleep upstairs. I was downstairs with my roommate and the girls mom, my roommate went to sleep and after a while I ended up sucking on the birthday girls moms' tits. I don't think I'll drink with her again.

So i was wearing my jumpsuit at a big outdoor party and a girl came to me and said she loves this thing but she forgot hers, if she could wear mine, so drunk me said: yea, sure, let's swap clothes And she instantly started undressing in the middle of the street to swap clothes So the next morning hungover me came out of the tent with a pushup BH, a pink glittering tanktop and jeans that were way too small (but my ass looked HOT) and all my friends just stared at me, like wtf happened to YOU?!?!?

Last night I got so drunk at a party and couldn't even stand up. My best friends had to take me to the bathroom and get me in the bathtub and full on strip me, I threw up and one of my friends got in the tub and held up my hair. They have never seen me naked as I haven't seen them. My mom also called and talked to me at like 1 in the morning with me puking once again, she doesn't know I drink and still doesn't know. I woke up not knowing what happened last night and surprisingly no hangover.

I went to a party and I got super drunk so they locked me in the bathroom (they just closed the doors but I was to fucked to turn the knob) so I wouldn't puke on the carpet but I guess I was to good for a toilet and ended up puking in the sink doors and a hamper...

Once I threw a party at my grandpas house without him knowing. The next day when I thought everything was clean he found cake and roaches on the fridge, carpet, and table...