OnBroadwayInTheTARDIS

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

God bless the people who make these

One kid asked to stay behind at break so he could find it poor child

I remember people applauding in the cinema

Have I never told you all the onion story from work oh my god

whats the onion story omg im curious

back when I just started at Subway I was having a really bad day since it was one of my first days at the new location and it was so much different from the other store I trained at. so we were just getting ready to close and I was told to sweep the floors. so everything went fine until I got to the female washroom and I opened the door and lord behold there was a onion just sitting on the sink, just minding its own business chilling there. I (of course) grabbed a glove and picked it up and took it to my manager and showed her and she just stared it angrily and whispered “not again.”

Wrong door