one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

Hmmm I kinda have to pee and I drank a big coffee. That’s interesting and I’m sure won’t have any unforeseen circumstances! Anyways wow video game time!!

you're already hot, but i just think you would look hotter with my blood on your hands, you know?

Would be soooo weird if you made me piss myself in your lap… like sooo weird… like especially if no matter how much I begged you’d tell me to just keep holding till I was a leaky whining mess.. like that would be soooo strange and it would be sooo weird if every time I tried to get up you’d wrap your hands round my waist and push on my bladder as you pulled me back on my lap… like ewwww that’s soooo weird likeee who would even like that..

pee is so funny to be into. i cannot take myself seriously half the time with it. like wowww you’re squirmy because of (checks notes) a regularly occurring bodily function? what if i came in my pants about it

cute date idea: you drink a liter of water then this one watches you squirm and whimper until you piss yourself, because you're not allowed to use the bathroom

i love when someone is desperate and the urge gets so bad for just a second that they have to dance/squirm harder and make those adorable and panicked "ah ah ah ah-" noises

I want to be locked into my jeans and when I’m absolutely desperate I’m handed a box full of keys and I can’t go to the bathroom until I find the one that unlocks my pants

sex is when you need to pee and you decide to hold it while rubbing your clit. hit reblog

idk about y'all but sometimes when I have to pee really bad I get very horny

I think the hottest point of desperation is RIGHT before the first leak. The limit of everything still inside, the inevitably of it. At that moment, they're as full as they can be. Hips bucking, squirming, grinding, frantically jiggling. That moment just before a leak slips free. That desperate dance because they haven't had any amount of relief yet, and their body can think of nothing else.

*twirls hair* oh itd be such a shame if someone told me to drink more water than i was already planning to

“Omorashi hotline - please hold!”