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sentences from 10 more of jennaâs videos â feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! PART ONE HERE
AN ADVENTURE IN PARAFFIN WAX
âYouâre calling this a bad idea? I havenât even started yetâŚ!â
âYou canât hide behind bad ideas.â
âIâll take one fuck me up fam and a knife, please.â
âAll of my fucking dreams are coming true.â
âI did not anticipate it taking three fucking hours, but here we go.â
âWhy donât you snap me some nudes while we wait?â
âI look like the hamburger helper guy.â
âImagine the power of this in the wrong hands. Those are my hands.â
âI like my nails like I like my life: a mess.â
âAre you judging me?â
âConsiderable bukkake is the new genre of porn.â
âNo good idea has ever come from my brain.â
âThey will not let you do this at the salon because they clearly donât like fun.â
âWe donât care about your safety, anyone elseâs safety, or the fire code.â
âWhat, you donât like fun?â
âIâve invented a thingâŚ! Iâve invented a thing thatâs never existed beforeâŚ! As far as I knowâŚ!â
âAre you impressed or what?â
âThis has been bothering me for, like, fifteen years.â
âI invented fucking candle hands, okay?â
MAKING TINY THINGS FOR OUR HAMSTER 2
âCan I trust you with the scissors?â
âI swear to god, weâre gonna go to the hospital by the end of this video.â
âGo wash yourself, youâre nasty, and you need Jesus.â
âBabe, do you know what my astrological sign is?â
âIt means that youâre fucking insane.â
âWhat are you writing on your hand?â
âDonât write secrets about Joel Osteen on your hand.â
âThis is fucking frustrating already.â
âJulienâs doing aries things againâŚâ
âNow we have some time to talk about how you need to stop it.â
âIf it comes out shitty, donât make fun of me, okay?â
âThis is fucking impossible.â
âItâs not exactly perfect, but we tried our best.â
âThis took so much effort, oh my god.â
âWhen youâre dating me, do you ever just feel like, what the fuck?â
âI mean, this shitâs ridiculous.â
âI failed, Iâm sorry, Iâm trying my best.â
âBitch, where the fuck am I?â
âIf I didnât know any better, Iâd say youâre a little ungrateful.â
âNot quite a success, but not quite a failure, so, sounds a lot like my life.â
âFirst of all, I have a wedding to go to this weekend, how can I fuck that up?â
âWhat can I do that Iâve always wanted to do?â
âI want a perm, but not like a full-blown one.â
âExcuse you, I have a living, breathing online resumĂŠ that I think more than qualifies me as a beauty professional.â
âYeah, this smells like ass.â
âI have a question for you, Julien. Why do you put up with me?â
âI havenât gone to a professional hair dresser since, what, last DecemberâŚ?â
âIâd like one fuck me up fam.â
âApparently, this stuff burns your skin and shit.â
âI feel like, if this works, youâre gonna be fuckinâ jealous.â
âIâm in the middle of somethingâŚ!â
âI feel so disrespected.â
âThis is mediocre at best, but we done did it.â
âHey, thatâs kind of dramatic.â
âDid you just spit on the floorâŚ!?â
âHave you ever tried swatting flies with a knife?â
âItâs not time to dick around yet.â
âItâs always time to dick around, okay?â
âI just look like a dirtier version of myself.â
âIs it bad that I kinda like it?â
âThis level of damage takes such hard work and dedication.â
âIâm having so much fucking fun right now, are you kidding me?â
âTouch this and tell me what it feels like?â
âFor $8, this is an awful lot of fun.â
âWeâre just gonna have to freak out and do it.â
âWho, after a long day of hard work, doesnât love to come home to a surprise prom?â
âHeâs gonna be pissed, and itâs gonna make a mess.â
âWait, who the fuck are you?â
âI hope that heâs too busy and doesnât notice that Iâm gone at all.â
âIs this even fucking worth it?â
âI will do anything to romance prank my boyfriend.â
âIâm a little disappointed, but itâs gonna be alright.â
âWhat the fuck is that?â
âNo, youâre ruining promâŚ!â
âThis bubble machine has more than paid for itself in fun.â
âOh my god, I donât know what to do, Iâm not almost done.â
âJulienâs gonna be pissed, but thatâs okay.â
âThis is gonna be a disaster to clean up.â
âI didnât expect him home this soon â he said 5 PM, and it is not 5 PM. Iâm freaking out.â
âIâm not good at pranks or surprises.â
âWill you go to prom with me?â
âAm I being pranked?â
âWhat are you wearing?â
âWeâre going to promâŚ!â
âI have to go, immediately.â
âI got a fog machine that doesnât work.â
âBe very careful, itâs slippery.â
âHelp yourself to some punch â itâs watermelon water and vodka.â
âYou scared the shit out of me when I walked in.â
âThis was amazingâŚ!â
âAlright, clean this shit up.â
GOOGLE DEEP DIVE WITH ME 2
âI donât know if I can take any more.â
âIâm literally losing my mind today.â
âThat dog looks like itâs wearing dentures.â
âFirst of all, fuck her.â
âDonât look at me, look at the road.â
âSheâs gonna kill someone.â
âNobody had a good time in Driverâs Ed.â
âHow is that not against the law?â
âWeâre having a really hard day.â
âThereâs nothing to dislike about thisâŚ!â
âIâm invested in the story now.â
âThis is my favorite channel on the Internet.â
âGet back here right now.â
âHe just shot herâŚ!â
âDude, this guyâs a fuckin proâŚ!â
âHeâs a legend. Heâs an absolute legend.â
MY DOGS EATING PEANUT BUTTER FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT
âNothing serious is happening, you donât need to be worried.â
âIâm just feeling not quite like myself today.â
âI thought to myself, what would make me happy today?â
âI love watching dogs â or any animal, really â eating peanut butter.â
âThis is what Iâm gonna make this week.â
SHAVING MY BOYFRIENDâS FACE
âYouâre gonna have to teach me all of this.â
âAre you still gonna love me if I accidentally cut you?â
âGet you a man that loves you even if you cut him.â
âItâs a neck beard, and I donât want one.â
âThis part takes me approximately 30 seconds to do by myself.â
âCan I shave the rest of your body?â
âCan I use this on my legs?â
âThatâs perfect, youâre doing really well.â
âWhy are you laughing?â
âThis is a lot of trust Iâm giving you right now.â
âI like when you praise me.â
âI think you look super hot⌠and a little crazy.â
âI feel so objectified.â
âBaby⌠you hardly shaved me.â
âI wanted to err on the side of caution.â
âIâm saving myself for marriage.â
âCan I shave your eyebrows?â
âCan I shave your head? Like, with a razor?â
âIâm ignoring you.â
âAre you complimenting yourself?â
âWe canât all be aries, okay? The world would be a fucking tornado and nothing would get done.â
âThat is the definition of being nasty.â
âAlright, um, clean all this shit up.â
RECREATING FACE PAINTINGS
âDid I just call myself a lady?â
âThis is what a grown woman does in her free time.â
âJust know that Iâm putting my life at risk for you.â
âI hate the Internet.â
âThis really isnât off to a great start.â
âOrange isnât gonna work, itâs too pale, because I am the color of that.â
âThis shit is cute as fuck.â
âWhat about this says blowjob to you?â
âOh, thatâs terrifyingâŚ!â
âDo you like it or notâŚ!?â
âThereâs a cockroach in there, Iâm gonna die.â
âOh my actual god, that looks horrifying.â
âAre you the art police?â
âI have to go because thereâs a cockroach lost in my house somewhere, and weâve gotta burn it down.â
âItâs time to burn the house down, Julien.â
âI hope that youâre pleased with yourselves.â
PRANK CALLING PEOPLE BUT WE CANâT HEAR THEM
âIâm not cut out for pranks. I just feel guilty the whole time.â
âI donât feel bad pranking them - they deserve it.â
âWhere are you? Iâm looking for you, I canât find you.â
âI told you to block your numberâŚ!â
âYou guys wanna get three-way married?â
âDid he just think I was high out of my mind?â
âI got high. I got too high.â
âWait, is she actually having a breakdown or something?â
âI donât know what to say!â
âItâs fun calling your friends like this.â
âI couldnât say the word butthole to save my life.â
âThis is just the lowest kind of humor, and sometimes, itâs whatâs necessary in the world.â
âAlright, thatâs it, thatâs what we contributed to the world today.â
TEACHING MY BOYFRIEND HOW TO PITCH A SOFTBALL
âI was a pitcher in college, but, like, not a good one.â
âLook at me right now and tell me youâre not intimidated.â
âGet that off your fuckin head, you damn idiot.â
âThis is fun, weâre having fun.â
âOh my god, are you trying to kill me?â
âThatâs good; youâre doing better than I thought youâd do.â
âHow actually dare you?â
âGet your sweaty hat off of me.â
âThis feels a lot like revenge, and Iâm feeling pretty happy about it.â
âDonât break it; itâs vintage and authentic.â
âYou look like my mom and my dad.â
âYou found a sport youâre not good at.â
âTrue life I killed my girlfriend.â
âThis is not the sport for me.â
âIâm not gonna give in to your weird, sick fantasies today.â
âThis is the hardest thing Iâve ever done in my life.â
âEverything hurts, but itâs good.â
âYou look like youâre in genuine pain.â
âNow hit the showers.â
âAre you coming, orâŚ?â
âOne of us finished their college career.â
âIf you donât fuckin let me down, I swear to god.â
âPay me for my servicesâŚ!â
âIâm gonna call the policeâŚ!â