10 Women Tell Us How They Really Feel About Tiny Penises
https://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/
βI make fun of them. Who doesnβt? Small penises are hilarious! Theyβre a punchline all their own: Just say βsmall penisβ in front of a group of women, and theyβll all burst out laughing, because theyβve all known that one guyΒ with a dick the size of a finger.β
2. IF I HAD A VAGINA THE SIZE OF A PARKING GARAGE, IβD BE UPTIGHT, TOO
βI had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, Iβd be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.β
3. I CAN FORGIVE A SMALL DICK, BUT A MAN HAS TO HAVE BALLS
βDid you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, βWho are you going to satisfy with that thing?β And the guy replies, βMe!β I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!β
4. TAPE MEASURES DONβT LIE
βI guess I donβt really care. They can call me ugly, but thatβs just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures donβt lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.β
5. SMALL DICKS ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
βIβve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, weβre talking Tom Thumb if you know what Iβm saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penisβabout how small dicks are absolutely disgustingβand he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think itβs funny, but he didnβt understand theyβre revolting to even think about. Small weeniesβew!β
6. MAKING FUN OF A MANβS SMALL PENIS IS THE EASIEST WAY TO DESTROY HIM FOREVER
βWhatβs that saying about titsββAnything more than a mouthful is wastedβ? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a manβs small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesnβt love doing that?β
7. ITβS THEIR TURN FOR SOME BODY SHAMING
βI feel like throwing up, thatβs how I feel. I donβt careβitβs their turn for body shaming! I guess itβs mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because itβs so tiny, but hit him there anywayβ¦lol!β
βA long time ago I was with a man and letβs just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawnβnot a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasnβt he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. Iβm sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I canβt imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.β
9. ITβS LIKE FART JOKES FOR IMMATURE ADULT WOMEN
βI absolutely mock the living fuck outΒ of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.β
10. SOCIAL MEDIA EMPOWERS WOMEN
βI fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.β
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