𒈦𝗼𒁀𝗲𒇲𝗧𒐕𝗺𒀼

into exhibitionism but in the way that if more people see me the more i can be reassured im not butt ugly

yes i’d like one weed that turns u into a puppy. you’re out you say? i suppose the kitty strand will do if you throw in a bunny edible. and i don’t suppose you carry mouse mimosas?

when shawty got that wibblewobble. that swangalangin badonkadonk. that oogaboogalooga. that shmoovin groovin movin-like-a-waterbed THANG

BROOOO tell me why my fuckin GM is shipping me and my work friend 😭 fml bro

why has nobody told me panda express is fantastic for dieting this is the most filling fast food i’ve ever eaten and it’s all fuckin kale and cabbage that actually tastes good