the perks

That hurts, after all I get these moves from you.

That's a lie, I'm slightly offended.

True that, Woolf. Which Woolf are you? I don’t think I’ve actually met you so maybe that wasn’t the best first impression but fuck it I take bread seriously.

Jett. Not the stoner and not the one that looks like My Little Pony threw up on their head. That's okay, bread's pretty good, but I think I prefer bagels.

Make me.

You're embarrassing yourself. And me, a little bit.

Oh…you were making a movie reference. Alright, you’re okay kid. I like you again. I mean I don’t like you because I don’t know you but you’re back to being indifferent.

That's okay, it's a lot less scary than karate chopping me in the throat.

Wasn’t planning on it—

No, wait, stop, that's awful.

I said: I’m interested in eating a lot of bread, and I’m also going to karate chop you in the throat. "Bread makes you fat", get the hell outta here with that.

... Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Hit me baby one more time-

A while. Don't stop on my account.

I’m really interested in eating a lot of bread.

Bread makes you fat.

Um. Yes? I think so?

No. No I did not. I only hook on the weekends. — Fuck it’s Friday isn’t it?

It is, so I think that means you technically could've said yes.

Okay okay, I got a math question for you honey bunches of oats. What do you get when you add wine and Kayla Ricci? The best night of your life.

I'm intrigued and slightly frightened.

I’m pretty sure a client propositioned me for sex today. It was interesting.

So you didn't say yes, then?

Um, no thank you, you seem to be fine on your own.

What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!

Huh? - Oh. Oh, okay, that's funny.

Debbie Downer's aren't cool either.

Fine. [Fallon quickly kissed his brother’s finger, laughing] Feel better yet? Has the magic healed you?

That was adorable- yes, I feel much better, your magic works wonders.

Okay, just thought I’d ask because I always offer, and you mentioned it stings, so, I thought you’d might want it.

Well, it does sting a little, but that'll go away soon, I think.