Manic Nga Uncensored

Thank god for the female anatomy.

Idk what type of blogger I am, but just know I be blogging

But like, cut the fucking salad. WHY have you cut the lettuce in half and plopped one half on my plate, a full strip of bacon, massive croutons, and uncut chicken, and called it a fucking day???

Like don’t clock out just yet bitch! Not until you clock out that chopping board and let that loading bar complete on my salad. WHO EATS CESAR SALAD WITHOUT THE LETTUCE CHOPPED?????

CHOP THE FUCKING SALAD! IM NOT FUCKING GOLIATH! MY MOUTH CAN ONLY OPEN SO WIDE!

IM SAT AT THE TABLE LIKE A FUCKING PRICK BECAUSE I HAVE TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE FINISHING THE COOKS JOB BY CUTTING THE MASSIVE PIECE OF LETTUCE HES GONE AN WANKED ONTO MY PLATE.

I’m a poc, I can’t take that fucking risk.

Like fuck off nga, not even my grandma would fuck you.

Salut! Je m’apelle, ur wife.

Get me a dress that’s tight fighting in all the right places, but doesn’t restrict my ass so it bounces freely when I shake it in the club…

You can’t stop me or my DD cups, bitches!!!

God I love being a woman.

And now when I date, I feel like I need to constantly be around someone, in order to feel loved.

I WANNA GET DRUNK

Like ik Im well accomplished, but I feel like such a fucking chud rn.😭

Prepare to be disappointed.