omelette ²¹⁸

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

We literally have to save women from heterosexual marriage omg

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

every man who says women have it easier because they can make porn when financially unstable legitimately have to kill themselves I am 100% serious

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

ban men's sports i have seen enough

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides

actually i’m putting this on main blog too people will legitimately be like “omg i’m SOOO glad they made the lesbian character in [tv show] the pretty one instead of some ugly disgusting hairy butch dyke! this is destroying the negative stereotype that all lesbians are ugly disgusting monsters 🤩 #woke #feminism #lesbian #pretty” and think they deserve to live

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

actually and im speaking to myself too here we should stop calling tumblr a queer gay app or whatever n making fun of insta for being so straight or whatever the fuck cus the userbase on here is straight as fuckkkk too y’all just think ur not cus ur a little androgynous or whatever whole time you’re dating heterosexual Matthew 😭😭😭😭😭 yea we gotta go bald

"girl kisser" is out the time of the woman fucker is here

This used to ragebait me so bad as an Ali fan, but I feel as if most of the Ali fans back then didn't know jack shit about him. They did not give a damn about his character, didn't bother to at least do the *slightest* bit analysis on him, reduced his character to his politeness and infantilized the shit out of that, overlooked other traits, might be severely allergic to flawed characters without considering that he, too, is flawed, and would get on your ass if you said that, made hating Sangwoo their entire personality if you even dared to bring up Ali and I kid you not I couldn't name more than five decent Ali fans who are passionate about him as much as I am other than like three mutuals on TikTok. I really tried to have patience for these people. It was deadass so embarrassing to admit I like him to people who aren't passionate about him because they'd automatically assume I act just like them… looks around

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point