Omegawolfman

being a couples third but they fuck you like they’re trying out a new sex toy together

“i didn’t know she could do that !” “do you like it when i do this with her?” “oh, she makes little noises when you go faster!” “how does she feel, baby?”

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

She should be your idea of infinity. Or why bother at all.

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When he gives off “I’ll worship the ground you walk on” energy but is still dominant.