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are they? then i guess we do need to give the people what they want. i love tiktok dances. if you check out mine, you'll see i'm always up for doing these challenges or dances or whatever really. on the beach, huh? so you also want to thirst trap them a little? i can dig that. let's do it.

good, because my toxic trait is being a people pleaser to the nth degree. this is perfff then. how good are you at picking up choreo? my choreographed made a fire routine to Bad Bunny's titi me pregunto and that would go so hard as a tiktok dance.

while i'm used to running into you at fashion shows, i gotta admit that i much prefer running into you on tropical vacations. more time to talk and less pressure to look good. no, seriously, i plan on living in nothing but swim shorts and joggers this week. nothing but full vacay mode from here on out. are you having fun? who'd you get paired with for a roomie? @omarofinfamy

front row at Loewe is great but on the beach? even better. just don't tell any fashion snobs i said that. shut up, plenty of people would pay good money to see you in nothing but swim shorts. i got paired with Xiao Dejun, he's so cool. i'm hoping we get to compare dance moves before the week is over, he's such a good dancer. how have you been spending your first couple of days here?

I've been told I make people feel that way at times. no pressure, though. we're here to have fun and enjoy literal paradise. and maybe if we're drunk enough you can show off those moves you did on tour. I have to know how low can you go. hehe. now, pick your poison and let's get this party started.

that's because you're an icon. a legend. the IT girl. very valid crashout on my part. i'm sure that can be arranged tbh. i've never seen so many bars in a small are before, so if we can't get you tipsy enough to dance with me, i'm considering this trip a fail. i've been dancing most of my life but still don't have your skills, unfair. ii'm not the biggest drinker but a good margarita always does hit the spot.