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we're not kids anymore.
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@om-gay
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I had an idea today, I created a Wordpress install, decided I hated Wordpress again, churned out static html instead
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It would have been peak if Israel engineered winning the Eurovision then the EBU would have a glorious time trying to talk their way out of that. I’m guessing they came in the top three at least, being caught already trying to rig the vote leaves the results kind of obvious.
Good for Bulgaria tho
I’m just having a bunch of accidental naps lately
I also know full well that crossposting this to threads is going to end up as rage bait in the algo, so rest assured I don’t actually check the mentions on that app so you’re screaming in to the void amongst yourselves 🫶

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Would I like to enjoy this event, of course, can I do that knowing full well it is whitewashing unspeakable horrors ? Absolutely not.
Enjoy your wizard game or something
Nothing is stopping any of you from streaming the artists directly to support them if that’s what you want to do (and should, not all artists have the luxury of saying no), but keeping live broadcast numbers up makes you a part of the problem.
The amount of Eurovision in my feeds really does say a lot that people don’t understand the concept of ratings and how much number go down pisses off advertisers. If the EBU won’t get its shit together, then let their empty pockets give them motivation.
Macron made me start smoking and vaping really isn’t how I planned for 2026 but here we are and this happens to be the *least* worse of his dumb ideas so far. Such genius
I’m having so much fun doing internet today
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27 years is a rather long time
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I proactively chose not to post that last thing to two social networks as I know that the only response I’ll get is a flood of Apple cultists scolding me for entering my information wrong, which is something I have absolutely not done but this is the modern internet for you
My watch just wished me a happy birthday, but much like my parents it got the month right, day not so much.
Turns out AI can probably do what humans do 🥲
Took some photos from the 1 May manif today https://pixel.mmn.ca/c/955891310601105503
My new fun activity is to open Instagram until it gives me a forced ad break then close the app at that exact moment and not go back for three weeks to really fuck with their analytics

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The greatest part of being basically my own boss of my working time is I can vibe out in the mornings and start at my own time.
The worst part is sometimes I can be a tremendously shit manager when one of my cats rocks up to have a nap on me 😅
Serious question, why does Firefox have its own DNS cache when my system has a perfectly good DNS crache of it’s own.
Also why is there a CloudFlare DoH server mentioned when I told Firefox no fucking DoH please because it bypasses my own DNS block lists