ya local alaskan bitch

Ok if I’d see this in the woods you’d see me RUUUUUNNING

what yall up thinking about?

how I will have nothing but meaningless, empty relationships for the rest of my life. how no one is genuine and everyone is fake. how empty I am. and how horny I am. how I wish things were different. how they’re not. wondering how we’ll end up.

them wings i got downstairs in the fridge

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

….

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires. 

I used to think that.

that’s so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you

motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

why is my grandma so crunchy

im gonna ask her about her crunch