your fake croatian girlfriend

it’s that time of night when my posts about television characters suddenly turn into slam poetry about my trauma three sentences in

what is the determining factor for a bathroom stall with one of those big narrow toilet paper/trash receptacles vs one of the ones that is lower and wide enough to put your phone on top of it flat? does anyone know what the fuck i’m talking about? why don’t the stalls ever all have the same one?

the clowns are getting in crazy drama on instagram idk if i can even summarize it all. tldr everyone in the community seems to have forgotten we are losers

second week of clown school. spent an hour playing red light green light. if the teacher pointed at you during red light you had to start singing. it didn’t matter what. to the window. to the walls

the odyssey was so fucking funny dude i love movies

our age of bronze is ending