your fake croatian girlfriend

it’s that time of night when my posts about television characters suddenly turn into slam poetry about my trauma three sentences in

ive just never looked at leather pants and been like "yay, more of this!"

concrete jungle wet dream tomato or whatever they say

i would like to go 15 minutes without realizing, suddenly and with unwavering conviction, that i am an abomination whose life is pointless. you know what i mean?

(man whose entire affect just darkened in response to something you said) why would you think i was mad?

my dad was an og online gamer he was making icq friends in the player lobbies for microsoft links 95 and downloading linkin park.exe off of morpheus or kazaa or whatever for some reason he didn’t really fuck with limewire and i’ll never know why cuz he’s dead 🤷‍♀️

connor storrie is in this season of criminal minds will this make you people watch it

my favorite part of new queer eye was how mad people got about anthony being a mediocre chef like the point of him wasn’t to be stupid and beautiful

we should all just totally stab caesar

the sunday scaries are real and they are. at the fridge

if you haven’t listened to lady gaga’s greatest hits in a minute you should go do that im just saying