Into the darkness

"I’m not a girl, I’m just in ones body! Dammit I miss my wings. Oliver we’ve been swapped into other peoples bodies and you’re thinking of sex?"

"Well I know that! Yeah me too, and my dick, I miss my dick. Well hello, I thought you knew me by now. Sex is all I think about"

"Yes so are you. I’m not a girl! I’m still your boyfriend. I had to pee and well…you just sit and yeah…"

"Well, you're a girl right now, it's weird. This is confusing. Oh okay? What about having sex?"

"If you had your normal body I’d kick you in the balls Oli! I’m your boyfriend you should be able to tell who I am you stupid butt!"

"You're so mean whoever you are! Levi! Oh my god you're a girl. Well, aren't you my girlfriend now, this thing is doing my head in. Like what if I need to piss, or wank"

“This is awkward innit, I’m sorry I don’t really know any Blonde attractive looking girls"

"I’m not a girl!"

“Well, you don’t look like a guy to me. So care to tell me who you are?"

"O-Oli it’s me?" 

"This is awkward innit, I'm sorry I don't really know any Blonde attractive looking girls"

I have boobs!

"Oli?"