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Let’s Roll

Save the date. The story’s just beginning.

“And then the GAY one-”

“By the way, he/she has AIDS.”

“But the Socially Anxious Mess lied to all the africans and now we fuck frogs.”

“Baptism is Sexual.”

“ORLAANDDOOO-”

“You can’t just claim to be an entire continent, that’s not how it works.”

“WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS??”

“Elder Price then proceeds to get an entire book shoved up his ass.”

“AFRICA IS NOTHING LIKE LION KING.”

“Lion king is overrated anyway.”

“AND MCKINLEY WAS IN THE HELL DREAM-”

“They can’t have coffee.” “Just get some tea or something then.” “No, they can’t have tea either.” “CAN THEY HAVE COOKIE?!?!” “…yes. They can have cookie.”

“And then he punches the doorbell and yells about Mormonism.”

“Poptarts.”

“Alrighty and the African people write a musical about fucking frogs and fucking babies and fucking each other and fucking-”

“DISGUSTED, HE IS REVOLTED, HE HAS DEDICATED HIS ENTIRE LIFE TO HIS LORD AND SAVOIR JESUS CHRIST, AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS?”

“Why turn it off when you can McPricely?”

“Ugahanda.”

“I’ve already put my friends in the places of some of the Elders for roleplaying so get ready Poptarts.”

“And he fell on his ass during Two by Two.”

“and thEY ALMOST KISSED-”

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