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A prostitute is in my bathroom. I do not know how she got here. Please call the police.

If homework was invented by Roberto Nevilis as a punishment for his students, that means schools and teachers around the world are punishing their students for, most times, no reason. 

I’m really thirsty does anyone have cake

pukicho was murdered and their account was taken over by a mumikyu

This is a tumblr account my friend abandoned so now im gonna be stupid with it :)

Can you get lice in pubic hair? I’m not concerned for myself but can you?

There is a hooker in my bathtub

You may have seen the word Venandi in my persona description hahaaa. Let’s get started, im in the process of creating a storyline of a soon to be comic “Welcome to Venandi”. Now, Venandi is a giant research station hunting down three multidimensional space beasts that have eaten/destroyed planets. Venandi houses refugees from said beasts. Alec is a head scientist on Venandi Research Station.