Swiney's Chubby XXX

Hey Porkers, I don’t really have any(initial) plans for this Tumblr page after the shutdown/nudity ban, but wanted to say that you can always say hi or follow me on Twitter at two places; @Porkvendor or @Tvonswine.

Maybe I’ll figure a way to continue with a SFW style blog here in the near future, but in the meantime I can’t make any promises to attend to this as it’s basically a ghost ship from here on out..

Before the lights go out here at Old Porkers, felt I should add some pics of myself with some clothes ON for a change. Once a year I usually need to clean up for an awards show or public outing so,.. here you go. I even added a pic of me in makeup (for the Republican Wife Swap parody a ways back).

Well Porkers, it looks like the end is near for the Old Porkers Tumblr page. And that’s (kind of) okay,... You see, I (personally) don’t have any issue with Tumblr ‘changing’ their policies and removing all of the sex & nudity, even if it impacts my traffic & sales at my clip stores. It’s THEIR network/platform, and if they feel the heat from the upcoming SESTA/FOSTA rulings, then who am I/are we, to complain.

Now, Old Porkers turned 1-year old this month, and it’s been a great experience for me as there’s been tons of great feedback from fans old & new. That shows me there’s hope at some point for more overweight males to appear in top level XXX w/female co-stars of all shapes & sizes. Or even in self-produced XXX, I don’t care, I just want whoever the ‘next Porker’ is to step up does it because they are honestly horny enough, & brazen enough to do this.

I never intended to be a porn star, if I even am one,.. I’m still not really sure. I AM in the AVN Hall Of Fame, that’s kind of legitimizing in it’s own right. That in addition to lensing and performing with some of the top stars of mine/their era, and then almost ALL of the top BBW performers in the years following... So to some degree, I suppose I do rank, albeit lowly, in the realm of ‘pornstars’. Old Porkers did wonders for sharing my self-filmed & produced on camera exploits with people who never knew I existed, or even discovered that some of their fave female performers got pounded by me & my fat frame. That is the victory this page brought about to all who enjoyed it, that there was a landing place for straight fatguy gonzo in the Tumblr-verse...

I say ‘straight fatguy gonzo’ becasue we all know male-male bear & dad porno has had a strong following for years, and a number of websites/message boards that cultivate it, but try and find a chubber in a high profile scene with a top starlet in regular US-produced studio porno, and you’ll die trying. I should know, I scoured the web myself looking for it, which is part of the reason I went so full-tilt into performing like I did back in 03-04, to hopefully open the door at some point since there was no one else around to do it. 

That career arc (like this page) are about over though, as now even my content scenes are drying up as it’s harder & harder to find gals who want to shoot with me on ‘trade’ basis(< industry jargon). So the remaining gas left in the tank will be to chop & post my remaining scenes, which should keep the stores/sites in new updates through March 2019. After that, I’m not sure what’s next for me? But maybe the timing of Tumblr’s decision is kind of fitting as most of my XXX generators are about out of fuel to keep going on their own.

Garnering over 12,000 Tumblr fans in a year is a huge win for a guy like me who does all of this on his own and does’t make much $ doing it. Still, I can’t thank you fans here at Old Porkers enough for showing me that there is more than ‘just a place’ for fatguy XXX, and that moving forward, maybe some newer, younger Porkers will come along and start spit-roasting & double penetrating hot women of all shapes, sizes, ages, and ethnicities so that ‘I’ can have some fatguy porno to jackoff to that isn’t mine!... lol

Thank you all,.. ALL 12,273 followers here at Old Porkers, for the re-blogs, the notes, the feedback and messages, and for clicking thru & even buying my porno from time-time. I think you’re the best fans on the planet, and know that I am NOT wrong about that. Happy holidays to all of you, and thanx for being fans & friends of Swiney’s Pro-Am. Cheers gang, -Swiney 12/9/2018

Hey Porkers, just wanted to say I have NO idea why certain vids post, and others don’t. Same thing with GIFs, sometimes they go up, have animation thru the thumbnail, look great at the archive page, no problem. Other times, they just look like a pic with a web address across the bottom. This, is a total head scratcher but I’ll keep adding what I can, when I can for all of you to stroke to, fave, reblog, etc..

Thanx for being great fans/followers and I promise more dirty stuff asap. -Swiney