i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

the gays™ are coming

You don’t have to put others down to heal yourself

oh uh girlies were getting into the "too fucking hot at night to sleep" part of the year

Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less "the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones" and more "the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction 😏😏😏"

The rumor spreads, dozens come. Dracula is soon waking up in the evening to find yet another flamboyantly dressed Byronic young Englishman on the Grand Tour just wandering around his house with roses and chocolates and he’s like: “How the heck do these things keep getting in? Shoo! Shoo, this isn’t a bloody bathhouse, and- get of the chaise lounge, that’s an antique! Honestly, This happens every spring, I really need to invest in better pest-proofing!”

#Dracula fighting off scores of regency era bottoms who desperately want to get railed by him is the funniest fucking thing ever

This is why he has three ladies. They're his pest control, and also his cover up.

I dont know who needs to hear this but if your hobby starts to not be fun, put it down. It's a hobby, not a full time job or something, don't burn yourself out on something that should be entertaining. Physically can't bring yourself to draw? Put it down. Bored with a crochet project? Put it down. Dropped stitches while knitting and filled with rage? Put it down. It'll come back to you