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… We’re not that close on this platform. We don’t have to share everything. 😅😅😅😅

just wiped my own ass today. thought you’d want to know.

So this is where all the cool kids are?

I’m staying in my lane, eating vegan nachos while relaxing with a gold infused green tea face mask on. However, who has the hot tea on things I’ve missed? I mean, I’m joking! Gossip is bad!

you're really just raw dogging nachos without REAL cheese or meat? that's fucked. serial killer behavior if you ask me. if i had any real hot tea, i'd spill it all over you.

I'll add you to the list of idiots, you're under Colby.

that cunt beat me out? i'm coming for that #1 spot

so, your best friend or significant other has called you to bail them out of jail. what is the first crime that pops into your mind to why they’re there?seen this asked a lot on socials and i’m curious!

probably @wardogproof for the crime of not putting his money where his big ass mouth is. yeah, mate. i see you yapping on here.

i ain’t looking to have fucking daddy issues with all this tough love, the fuck. i want a bottle and a fat THICC steak to make up for that shit.

My mini me officially likes mint chocolate so I guess I gotta keep her.

fuuuuuck that, mint chocolate is complete shit. mint only belongs with gum. nasty

NOBODY LOOK AT ME ABOUT THAT BUSTED UP TELLY IN THE HALL it swung at me first, i’m telling ya ‼️

why don’t you go and meditate about it. you gonna fine me??

NOBODY LOOK AT ME ABOUT THAT BUSTED UP TELLY IN THE HALL it swung at me first, i’m telling ya ‼️

hope they caught my good side 📸

she single or

i’m fixing to slide into those dms. i ain’t too proud to do it. all i need is one night, just one chance

i didn't recognize scarlett but i do love the dark hair.

she single or

shiiiit, this mansion ain't ready for me. catch me first thing in the morning with whisky in hand, and none of that cheap nasty american shit either. we're going hard, boys.

19 days into the year and you’re still on that resolution shit?? mad respect, really. listen, you’re never gonna go back. you’re gonna be a changed bird once i’m done with ya.

I know I've been called that too, and I don't really know either, but I don't like the sound of it.

I’ve been informed that it pretty much means that we give away bottom bitch energy.. so take that how you want but it defs ain’t me.