Old Man

He's taking me to the ex libris! We haven't arrived yet but I am terribly frightened!

Aha! I have secured another key! Take that, you fools!

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

I got it at a garage sale. The guy didn't have any other ones, so I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's fine, this key could still be of use to me. I'll pay you $500 to return it to me.

Well, it isn’t one of the special antique keys from my poster, so you're not getting the full 1000.

I think you misunderstand, I'm not asking for any kind of financial compensation.

Fine, what is it you want then?

666,666 dollars

All of your Lorna Dunes

Plus one male calico cat and one female orange tabby cat!

Such ridiculous requests... I suppose I can retrieve these confections and felines for you; as for the money, I refuse. No single key is worth that exorbitant amount.

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

I got it at a garage sale. The guy didn't have any other ones, so I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's fine, this key could still be of use to me. I'll pay you $500 to return it to me.

Well, it isn’t one of the special antique keys from my poster, so you're not getting the full 1000.

I think you misunderstand, I'm not asking for any kind of financial compensation.

Fine, what is it you want then?

Never. Keep the blasted key; I'll find another way.

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

I got it at a garage sale. The guy didn't have any other ones, so I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's fine, this key could still be of use to me. I'll pay you $500 to return it to me.

Well, it isn’t one of the special antique keys from my poster, so you're not getting the full 1000.

I think you misunderstand, I'm not asking for any kind of financial compensation.

Fine, what is it you want then?

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

I got it at a garage sale. The guy didn't have any other ones, so I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's fine, this key could still be of use to me. I'll pay you $500 to return it to me.

Well, it isn’t one of the special antique keys from my poster, so you're not getting the full 1000.

Oh so you're the old man my Cheesecake was complaining about huh? Damn you're ugly on the inside and out

You pathetic children can insult me all you want; I will still get those keys back, whether you like it or not. Mark my words.

Try me old man, I have more weapons then you have wrinkles on your face and took way too many martial arts classes as a kid

Well, I have a @chaz-radsurfer.

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

I got it at a garage sale. The guy didn't have any other ones, so I'm afraid you're out of luck.

That's fine, this key could still be of use to me. I'll pay you $500 to return it to me.

Damn

And I thought my eyesight was going.

Where did you find that? And did you happen to see a purple or black key nearby?

Oh so you're the old man my Cheesecake was complaining about huh? Damn you're ugly on the inside and out

You pathetic children can insult me all you want; I will still get those keys back, whether you like it or not. Mark my words.

She looks proposturous (100% spelled that wrong)

ROSE HIS MAKING FUN OF MIKU AND DANIELLE HELP US🙏

Oh yah oops- but we need u now :3

WHAT NO @old-man-official THEYRE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Why do you care what some silly adolescents on the Internet say, you pink airhead? They'd clearly need to get past all my security in order to harm you, which is next to impossible. Quit bothering me with useless nonsense.

Done. I got past security.

Lies! You're just some random buffoon on the Internet. You don't even know where I live.

Well, that's pathetic. This younger generation is truly lazy and useless. This is why you're all poor.