a lion can eat you in zimbabwe

sam chatto was at eton with you?

can eton save your spot? like if you get in, but something happens can you save it and start a year late? thinking a boy might get sick and cant attend or something like that

why are you in zimbabwe?

there must be an etonian at the bullingdon thing, etonians are also all of the things you said

where did you meet their fans? i thought the majority of them were americanss, and who is the one you liked?

You’ve actually met Harry and Meghan fans in real life? Like passionate ones, and not just people who like royals in general and therefore like them too? Didn’t know they existed tbh lol

if eton had a big drug problem in the 90s, william probably also did some, right? it was like something everyone did?

harry does not have a mistress, the only woman stupid enough to sleep with H is meghan

Where did you see that about a mistress?

Wait what’s this about Harry cheating?

Don't worry, in a year or so you guys will have another new pm. Kinda tradition by now huh.