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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

this website was a mistake

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap