a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag

His full name backwards is Gnorts Mr. Alien (gnorts means hello in alien)😧

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

This actually maps really well.

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

Yup