she's a killer queen

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

Like when i say this i mean even getting dressed in the morning takes me fucking forever cuz i genuinely get distracted between putting my left sock on and my right. I forget things literally instantly. I get so little sleep cuz i cant ration out my time doing everything else on top of my 2 jobs. Switching tabs while im working to go grab a file leads me to stop what im doing because I FORGOT I WAS WORKING

tags are definitely the sotto voce of tumblr but i also feel like the limitations of punctuation in tags (no commas or quotation marks) give tag comments a unique cadence compared to body-text comments? sometimes i have Something To Add but can only figure out how to phrase it in the Tags Register

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

I'd call it that too if it happened to me