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Jjk twt is so much more fun than jjk tumblr omg it’s nicer too bc Twitter has always stayed the same relatively in terms of like. Functions and stuff (I do wish we had like. Tag but in the way tumblr has them not Twitter if that makes sense) and tumblr has changed way too much since I’ve used it last does anyone remember xkit do they have a thing to make my tumblr app look like it did 😭

I fear tumblr is just too different a place with a whole new user base for me to grow in the fandom here 😭 Twitter seems way more active

yall think it’s Gojo that would be like hey excuse me my mans said no pickles when in actuality it’s Geto