yes. i am an ass...

I decided to skip the high school party because I think I might have a warrant, but I’m not sure. I need to call my PO in a couple days and find out.

You’re officially old.

Too old to be banging drunk teenage girls.

Matthew McConaughey is so fucking disappointed in you right now.

I decided to skip the high school party because I think I might have a warrant, but I’m not sure. I need to call my PO in a couple days and find out.

You're officially old.

i think im going to Arby’s, y’all. That’d be good, like a roast beef sandwich, and a coke. No fries though. I think curly fries are gross. You can get onion rings, but they charge a $1 extra, thats a rip. They only put like 4 onion rings, and they call it a large. Total rip. 

By far the best part about ordering Arby's: Getting to hear a grown ass person say, "horsey?" to another grown ass person. 

I don’t even know what happened tonight. It started out as a threesome with these two guys. Then I went to pee and got snatched up by two girls in the bathroom, so I went and fucked them. I guess I’m the slut of the day. I just fucked four people. Oh well.