necromancy

Four Colors that Represent Your Muse // Griffin.

shady mcshades and i came back to drop off a settlement quest and….

roboyfriend, drug dealer boyfriend, cowboy, and my girlfriend were all hanging out in a weird circle around sturges. and they’re all shouting their idle dialogue. 

Sit down and listen to the tale of “GDI, Deacon”. 

It’s a fucking nightmare keeping the fish alive in Mass Effect 2. 

I can leave that hamster alone for the entire game, but I don’t feed those fish for more than two seconds and suddenly they’re belly up. 

Jesus.

And before you say “well Kelly will feed them”, I shouldn’t have to romance my fucking psychologist to keep my fucking fish alive.

I know I’m not going to date Kelly. I know I’m going to forgot about them as I move through the story. I know they’re going to die. But I also know that if I stop at a fucking shop, I’m going to buy them. I can’t resist. I never can. 

The Red Dragon/Grand Grimoire

The Grand Grimoire, circa 1520 AD, also called the Red Dragon and the Gospel of Satan, was discovered in the tomb of Solomon in 1750 and is written in either Biblical Hebrew or Aramaic. The 4-part book is owned by the Roman Catholic Church and is kept in the Vatican Secret Archives, where it remains unavailable to the public. How do we know it exists? The Church claims official ownership of it. The legend of the Red Dragon is that the manuscript was based on writings by the apocryphal Honorius of Thebes, who many claimed was possessed by Satan. The book is said to contain proof of demonic evocation and occult spells as well as the process whereby newly elected popes are slowly won over by Satan’s greatness. Unsurprisingly, The Grand Grimoire is still used widely by practitioners of voodoo, especially in Haiti, where it is called Le Veritable Dragon Rouge. Oh, the book is also rumored to be impervious to fire.

I can’t stop laughing.