Oh My Gremlin

Tip: don't wear your tux to a party and stand by the drinks too long. I just became the bartender. Lucky for them I make a mean martini. #stirrednotshaken #bartender #party #partytux #barkeep #socialite #keepthosetipscoming #ohmygremlin

And the theme is: wintery snow bank realness #forgottogetthebreadandmilk #snowzilla #Jonas #NewYork #brooklyn #weathergremlin #winter #snow #ohmygremlin #snowpocalypse

Headed back to New York and had to stop to pick up some local Ohio delicacies: smoked meat and scratchers. #ohio #lostagain #meatstick #gambler #icantscratchright #roadtrip #ohmygremlin #travel #truckstop (at Truck World)

Sure, I came to Detroit to check out the cars but the real allure is this monorail which I had to myself. #detroitpeoplemover #thed #socold #publictransportation #privatecar #luxury #michigan #monorail #ohmygremlin #gremlinintheD #cobocenter (at Cobo Center, Detroit)

Beep beep 🚙 Checking out all the new cars here at the Detroit auto show. Especially this green beaut 💚 #ifitsnotgreenimnotinterested #Detroit #naias #chevrolet #cruze #autoshow #cargremlin #needmydriverslicense #needthejudgetohandthatbackplease #cobocenter #cars #greenliving #socoldinthed #michigan (at North American International Auto Show)

Hitting up Broadway tonight. One of these days they'll write a musical about me: Gremsical. #ineedagoodproducer #trustmeitsgonnabeamoneymaker #broadway #NewYork #Manhattan #NYC #funhomemusical #alisonbechdel #playbill #thetheatre #culturedgremlin (at Circle in the Square Theatre Broadway NYC)

Enjoying a cool Philly day. Good thing I've got this warm sweater on #philadelphia #rockystairs #adrian #cityofbrotherlylove #couldbewarmer #ineedmorepretzels #lovepark #artmuseum #bigstreet #emptyfountain #stealingsantaschair #ohmygremlin #lol (at Love Park Philadephia)

Rumor is I just made the list of "Trenton's most fashionable" with my new Christmas sweater #Trenton #fashioncapitalsoftheworld #ParisMilanTrenton #christmassweater #tightfit #gettingplump #newyearnewdiet #onlyifitsachampagnediet #amtrak #travel #ohmygremlin #Santa #NewYearsEve #northeastcorridor #newjersey (at Trenton Train Station)

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope Santa was as kind to you as he was to me! #merrychristmas #openingpresents #christmasmorning #personalizedstocking #christmasmarx #holidaycheerfromengels #ohmygremlin

Spread some Christmas cheer in midtown earlier today. Someone told me this tree was famous. #merrychristmas #latergrem #treesofinstagram #rockefellercenter #rockefellercentertree #Manhattan #NewYork #santasuit #santagrem #kidsloveme #butimgivingthemallcoal #donttelltheEPA (at Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree)

Santa Grem and the lesser known Rihanna hit "Shine Bright Like a Pterdactoryl" #glitterydinosaur #glittereverything #christmastree #holidaydecorations #prehistoricrealness #ohmygremlin #santasuitahoy #notgonnatakethisofftileaster

I must have been a good gremlin this year because Santa came by earlier than usual and left me a keg! #showerbeersfordays #surprisekeg #bathroomsofinstagram #shouldhavescrubbedthatgrout #beer #santaclaus #northpoledelivery #Christmaspresent #ohmygremlin #naughtyornice #tapmeup

Only 16 days left to find out what's wrapped up underneath the Christmas skeleton #ihopeitsapony #atinypony #andihopetheboxhasventilation #Christmas #underthetree #presents #happyholidays #hannukahonedaychristmasthenext #religionhopping #ohmygremlin #stocking #firehazard

Lit the menorah, ate too many latkes, spun the driedel, and lost all my money on this first night of Hanukkah #icantaffordanothersevennights #hanukkah #chanukah #spellcheckplease #holidays #thereasonfortheseason #latkeoverload #dreidel #canigetagimmelonceinawhile #menorah #sourcreamfordays #applesauceme

Props to my new friend @erikaklash for her Bubble Bobble realness. Lucky for her, I'm already dressed like the green dragon #bubblebobble #drag #dragqueen #Brooklyn #cosplay #nintendo #erikaklash #fierce #werkinggirls #ohmygremlin #gremlinnightlife #NYC #fashion (at This n' That (TNT))

What the h.e. double hockey sticks do I have to do to find a compotent goalie around here? #goalieproblems #amateurs #wheretheprosat #hockey #nhl #ohmygremlin (at The Gutter)

If you see something, say something #safetyfirst #mta #nycsubway #newyork #subway #ftrain #publictransportation #ohmygremlin #courtesyiscontagious