gen headcanon (except its just me projecting)
- double jointed in his fingers
- all the teachers loved him
- hired for kids birthday parties during his early days
- definitely tried the clown makeup trend when it was popular
- when he was younger he tried to tame wild pigeons
- school talent show FREAK (his first ever show wasn't successful and he swore to make every performance after it super awesome)
- unironically watched "dark psychology/manipulation tactic" on tiktok when he was a teen (bro was super edgy at one point)
- tried said tactic on classmate, did not work out...
wished the coke bottles would have his name on it
- has a tiktok account managed by his managers as leaving gen unsupervised would lead to interesting outcomes (cough cough someone media train this guy)
- Building on, he is barely media trained, unhinge but he knows that he must keep his reputation
-only eat the cola flavoured candies (chupa chup, hichew etc)
- glazes sigmund freud (he calls him sigma freud as he is early gen z after all)(hah psychology reference)
- uses modern slang to purposefully ragebait people
- starts random argument with people online to test his mentalist skills (roblox)
>>>more on the argument, he would use psychology theories to troll people even more
Gen: βmaybe thatβs why you seek the love you never receivedβ
Person: BRO GIVE ME BACK MY PETS
-probably managed to sold his book to an unsuspecting old man who felt bad for him
-definitely used dodgy techniques in order to sell his books (albeit pretending he had a deadly condition ) (cough cough..foreshadowing?where did you come from!)
- accidentally got a cocktail instead of a mocktail at his workplace party (when he was underage)
- whenever he plays uno he would do a card trick to make his cards β¨magicallyβ¨disappear and suddenly he would win all round, i wonder howβ¦
-did those βgot your nose trendβ to a baby except he actually had a fake nose in his hands and the baby ended up crying
-mum of said baby came out and looked at gen with disgust (gen tried apologising with flowers)
-gen is also the type to make the most egregious faces at little kids, like he catches them off guard by staring into their soul
Kid: mum look at that strang- YO WHERE DID HE GO
(He then disappears when the kid gets his mum)
100% the type to just say something and then pretend he didnβt say it
Reminds me of that one gen z teacher who said 67 to her one of her student and the rest of the kids didnβt believe him
(He loves messing with them)
Gen: no one will ever believe youβ¦
Kid 2: THERE HE JUST SAID THE THING
kid 3: bro heβs too unc for that type of language, get ur head checked twin
Kid 2: I swear Iβm not insane