If you tell the average person "Yeah, back in the 80s the CIA was funneling cocaine into the US and helping spread crack into Black neighborhoods in order to raise money for fascist militias in South America, and then a journalist broke the story & he 'committed suicide' by shooting himself twice in the back of the head," they're gonna look at you like you're rambling about chemtrails and space aliens, but that's just like...a thing that happened. They made a movie & everything.

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

A toothpick is just a very small wooden stake which can kill vampires thankfully the local bartender Jackie Daytona is human so he is in no danger