carry the world

good day to everyone except samantha markle and thomas markle jr, the world’s shittiest siblings.

wait, so @ americans, apparently your national anthem isn’t Real American aka the Hulk Hogan Theme? sounds fake but ok.

children wearing makeup make me very uncomfortable.

it doesn’t matter how shitty the show gets. i can not physically stop watching it until i finish.

i baked today. why did i bake? because i bake when i’m depressed.

so, it’s official, there is a bug in my room. winter is over, see y’all in six months.

i just want a man as dedicated as mr farrer.