can you be my nightingale?

Well I have to live and like I said, hes hot and makes me happy. Good, stay a virgin. I’ll kill whoever takes your virginity.

I’m really happy for you, Rocket. But I want to know if sex is as good as everyone says.

you’re no fun. At least I make sure hes quiet when we’re at home.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Too much information. This makes me miserable. I’m still a fucking virgin and my brother’s literally..getting laid most nights.

Sorry I can’t help it. Kenneth is just extremely hot.

Hello Lima! Miss me?

I don’t think it could for me. Milkshake and Bohemian Rhapsody. They’re the songs that won’t ever get on my nerves.

Bohemian Rhapsody is my jam!

“Luckily I can give her back to my brother.”

Isn’t that song really old? How did it get stuck in your head. Oh no now thinking of it it’s stuck in my head.

It is. My mom went around the house singing it and since then it’s not been able to get out of my head!

But like… That’s one of the best songs to exist.

It is..but having it in your head for like..a week, it gets on your nerves.

So, the question here is….does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard, Ash?

...Well, I think it does. It brought you to my metaphorical yard, so..

“I’m so tired. Who knew helping your mom watch a two year old could be so exhausting.”

“Kids in general are freakin’ exhausting.”

You need another catch song, like that one from Frozen to get it out of your head.

Oh god..not Frozen. Please no.

at least you didn’t have milkshake all over your kitchen

Well now I kinda wanna get milkshake everywhere.