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[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

I feel like quarantine has de-acclimated me to human society and if this ever ends I’m gonna need to go into some kind of wildlife rehabilitation program but for people or I’m gonna start scuttling through the grocery store like a weasel or perhaps a pine marten

As a grocery store employee, I will tell you that I feel much more comfortable around the scuttling weasels than I do around the people who pretend like nothing happened.

I appreciate that because I’m pretty sure that at this point I’m never going to be normal about anything ever again

@lies :)

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

this blog is pro turn signal

this blog is anti big pickup trucks tailgating me

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY

on the moving window he will play

Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay

@geekandmisandry

i’ve spun the wheel of unfortunately for you and today we’re going to talk about superhero media being a genre of cop show

if you have supernatural powers and you choose to fight crime, congratulations! on picking the least interesting option

the fact that no one has sent me an angry message about this yet means that i've done a decent job curating my experience on here

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.