“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

Why try to fit in when I can become the most offputting and haunted individual in the family bloodline.